The Kirkland Ciccone Mini Movie!
The Kirkland Ciccone Mini Movie!
The Kirkland Ciccone Mini Movie!
This is very lo-fi but I like lo-fi.
About
Tell us a story Kirkland Ciccone!
I am Kirkland Ciccone. Some people call me The Supreme K or Mr. Kirkland Ciccone O' The Moany Pony or King Kirkland. This is my hermetically sealed online world. Thank you for the visit!
I tour around doing one man shows on different subjects in venues and theatres I love. I get paid for this. My last batch of shows (called "The Dead Don't Sue") went really well. The ticket machine even broke down in one venue which had me ripping my hair out. It's grown back though. Whether or not the bored spirits of Hollywood icons wrecked the machine is up for debate! I do shows armed with a trusty projecter, supreme knowledge of all things and my own whimsy. The A-Z Of Kirkland Ciccone sold out and I'm very grateful for that because it means I can buy more lovely things.
Danish lifestyle and pop culture magazine Holland's Diep recently wrote a feature about me. My story is 'quite interesting' I suppose. It's for the memoirs! A certain Johnny Depp had a few pages in that same issue. How surreal! Terry Wogan has also mentioned one of my shows in the past. My ticket sales exploded that night. I was interviewed by BBC's Newsnight for one of my shows. It's a pity my sideburns were two different lengths!
I want to use my site to talk about stuff that interests me. It is my site, after all. I can talk about whatever I want! I am the middle child of a large famility consisting of a social worker, a pill popping bungling ex armed robber, and a brick layer. I'm currently working on a manuscript for publication but I can't say too much about that right now. I'll let you know when the rewrites are done and hopefully accepted.
K x
I Like...
Planet Boo!
The Pop Cop!
Cumbernauld Theatre!
She Reads A LOT!
Loud & Quiet
This Is Fake DIY
Annie
The MacRobert
The Paraffins
Neu! Magazine
My Favourite TV Show
The Skinny
Kitsch!
The Fab PopArt!
Meta
Following
This photograph is called Hat Hate. What a stupid hat this is and I can’t understand what made me get it in the first place. Yes, I actually went out dressed like this…I think next time it’ll be a tracksuit.
THE KIRKLAND CICCONE MINI MUSICAL MIXTAPE!
THE KIRKLAND CICCONE MINI MUSICAL MIXTAPE!
THE KIRKLAND CICCONE MINI MUSICAL MIXTAPE!
This is a nice mixtape for you featuring the likes of Terry Hall, Miss Kittin, Madonna and…well…Mel & Kim. Press PLAY and be wowed by my rubbish mixing skills.
Pop Music Is Saved!
The original Sugababes have reformed. They are Mutya Buena, Siobhan Donaghy, and Keisha Buchanan, obviously! This is a momentous occasion and not even a Beatles reunion could top it. Such a reunion would (of course) be impossible for obvious reasons! But I’m not getting into that, so here is Overload. This is a defining moment in British pop music.
Merry Christmas, Kirkland Ciccone!
Things Not To Do At Christmas:
- Buy your brother a pair of trainers/sneakers and remove the laces from them.
- Dress up as a scary Santa, burst into my room and scream at me whilst waving a carving knife. That is not how I wanted my first encounter with Santa to go.
- Scream in pain because the gravy is too hot for your rotten teeth to endure. (This happened to a relative of mine.)
- Tell your sister that you’re a bit too old for a Doctor Who bedspread.
- Say something like, “It’s going to be a good Christmas on Albert Square.” That is simply not the case. It will never be a good Christmas on Albert Square.
- Announce to everyone around the table that you seen the fancy new pair of demin jeans you’ve been given in the clearance section earlier that week.
Merry Christmas!
K x
Kirkland Ciccone Is Listening To:
Altered Images - See Those Eyes
I love Altered Images and I’ve been listening to the Pinky Blue album over the last week. I usually stick to Happy Birthday but they’re both equally amazing. This is See Those Eyes, the video is a homage to classic cult show The Prisoner.
Blessed be the wonderful Annie, for she is the subject of Bjarne Melgaard’s latest exhibition based on an (currently unheard in my case) Annie song called The Night Within. There’s also an arty short film based around the song that Annie herself appears in. You would never get all of that with Little Boots, let’s be honest.
She’s seemingly on her way to London. How exciting! I want her new EP NOW.
(Source: moheetoe)
Happy Birthday! Now I’m off to watch some of my favourite Doctor Who episodes including The Daleks, Terror Of The Autons, Curse Of Fenric, Rose and Partners In Crime. Hurrah!
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