January 2012
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Pop Music Is Saved!
The original Sugababes have reformed. They are Mutya Buena, Siobhan Donaghy, and Keisha Buchanan, obviously! This is a momentous occasion and not even a Beatles reunion could top it. Such a reunion would (of course) be impossible for obvious reasons! But I’m not getting into that, so here is Overload. This is a defining moment in British pop music.
Sugababes - Overload
December 2011
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Merry Christmas, Kirkland Ciccone!
Things Not To Do At Christmas:
Buy your brother a pair of trainers/sneakers and remove the laces from them.
Dress up as a scary Santa, burst into my room and scream at me whilst waving a carving knife. That is not how I wanted my first encounter with Santa to go.
Scream in pain because the gravy is too hot for your rotten teeth to endure. (This happened to a relative of mine.)
Tell your...
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November 2011
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My New Roller Skates...
…are a complete health hazard.
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The New Adventures Of Kirkland Ciccone!
In which Kirkland’s brother goes to prison (again) and our plucky hero purchases a pair of roller skates and potentially propels his posterior onto the pavement. And all of this before he hears Madonna’s new demo!
Monday
I woke up with a deep desire to have a pair of old-fashioned roller skates. Not those horrible roller blades, but an actual pair of skates, the kind with four wheels and a...
A Collection Of Kirkland Ciccone on Subba Cultcha! →
The various reviews and features I wrote whilst helping out at the fab Subba Cultcha. I got so miserable writing about music; sometimes I would black out through insomnia and awake with reviews fully formed…
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The Kirkland Ciccone Twitter For Tweeting! →
I won’t be too upset if you decide to follow me.
Kx
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I’ve just unearthed old footage of me performing a monologue at The...
– It is very strange to see me in a trench coat when everyone else is wearing farmer caps and plaid shirts! I can’t wear plaid, I look like a right ragamuffin!
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October 2011
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"Amazing Bits From Films You Might Know And Love...
I’m starting a new strand on my site called Amazing Bits From Films You Might Know And Love Like I Do! I’ve been tardy of late in updates but I was earning myself much welcomed cash with The A-Z Of Kirkland Ciccone and rewriting a manuscript in an attempt to please a commissioning editor. You would assume my fingers had no energy in them to type anything else. You would be wrong!
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The New Adventures Of Kirkland Ciccone
Monday
I ordered my Halloween DVDs for my fabulous spooky soiree. Ghostwatch, Horror Express, Cherry Falls, Inferno and Blair Witch Project are on the list. Then there’s Valentine, a horror movie about a group of girls terrorised by a geek they turned down at a dance years ago. I know about ten people that could have gone homicidal after being turned down for dances at school. They,...
Kirkland Ciccone's Playlist (20/10/11)
Tom Vek - Aroused
The Specials - Ghost Town
Bombay Bicycle Club - Lights Out, Words Gone
Juliana Hatfield - Don’t Wanna Dance (Brad Walsh Remix)
Curve - Robbing Charity
Annie - Alien Summer
The Psychedelic Furs - Pretty In Pink (Original Version)
The Craft (OST)
Sugababes - Overload
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The A-Z Of Kirkland Ciccone!
The gig was great and everything went really well. No technical faults (bar my own camera) and the audience did exactly what I wanted; they laughed, they cried, they fled in fear. All in all a fab night. I’m off to bed now. I’ll write my blog tomorrow.
K x
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The A-Z Of Kirkland Ciccone...
…is tonight!
Wish me luck and pray the audience shower me in their hard earned cash.
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September 2011
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The Amazing Adventures Of Kirkland Ciccone!
Hello friends and followers,
I’ve been hella busy. ‘Hella’ is the word I’ve been told to use in order to make me seem ghetto. Ghetto is the word I’ve been told to use in order to look gangsta. Gangsta is the word I’ve been told to you because it makes me look popping dopping mopping. Did you understand a word of that?
No, neither did I.
Kirkland Gets A...
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August 2011
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Holla! The A-Z Of Kirkland Ciccone - Book Tickets... →
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