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Kirkland Ciccone was born into royalty and immediately given up for adoption which led to the incident known only as ‘Moany Pony Mania’. King Kirkland Ciccone O’ The Moany Pony – to give him his correct title – was handed over to a working class family, thus becoming the second youngest of five siblings. One of them is a social worker and another is an armed robber. Kirkland trained as a journalist but his lecturer wasn’t convinced, which may have had something to do with Kirkland’s funky roller skates. “I don’t see you out on the street,” he remarked. “I don’t see myself out on the street either,” Kirkland cackled gleefully, “I see myself in a penthouse.”

Kirkland scribbled stories, visions, ideas until eventually he mustered up the courage to perform these tales in cool live venues across Scotland. He has written for cool online ‘zines like This Is Fake DIY, Neu Magazine, and Subba Cultcha among others. He also worked as a psychic adviser but soon quit due to headaches. Terry Wogan mentioned one of Kirkland’s shows on morning radio, which in turn boosted his ticket sales. Hurrah! Despite this remarkable announcement, the aristocracy weren’t forthcoming in accepting Kirkland back into their fold. Oh well. His past shows have included In Bed With Kirkland Ciccone, Kirkland Ciccone Plays Pop, The A-Z Of Kirkland Ciccone, and The Dead Don’t Sue.

Mr. Ciccone is currently in negotiations with a cool publisher to put out his debut novel which has been aeons in the making. K x

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