Grrr! It's Kirkland Ciccone

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Tell us a story Kirkland Ciccone!

I am Kirkland Ciccone. Some people call me The Supreme K or Mr. Kirkland Ciccone O' The Moany Pony or King Kirkland. This is my hermetically sealed online world. Thank you for the visit!

I tour around doing one man shows on different subjects in venues and theatres I love. I get paid for this. My last batch of shows (called "The Dead Don't Sue") went really well. The ticket machine even broke down in one venue which had me ripping my hair out. It's grown back though. Whether or not the bored spirits of Hollywood icons wrecked the machine is up for debate! I do shows armed with a trusty projecter, supreme knowledge of all things and my own whimsy. The A-Z Of Kirkland Ciccone sold out and I'm very grateful for that because it means I can buy more lovely things.

Danish lifestyle and pop culture magazine Holland's Diep recently wrote a feature about me. My story is 'quite interesting' I suppose. It's for the memoirs! A certain Johnny Depp had a few pages in that same issue. How surreal! Terry Wogan has also mentioned one of my shows in the past. My ticket sales exploded that night. I was interviewed by BBC's Newsnight for one of my shows. It's a pity my sideburns were two different lengths!

I want to use my site to talk about stuff that interests me. It is my site, after all. I can talk about whatever I want! I am the middle child of a large famility consisting of a social worker, a pill popping bungling ex armed robber, and a brick layer. I'm currently working on a manuscript for publication but I can't say too much about that right now. I'll let you know when the rewrites are done and hopefully accepted.

K x