Things Not To Do At Christmas:
- Buy your brother a pair of trainers/sneakers and remove the laces from them.
- Dress up as a scary Santa, burst into my room and scream at me whilst waving a carving knife. That is not how I wanted my first encounter with Santa to go.
- Scream in pain because the gravy is too hot for your rotten teeth to endure. (This happened to a relative of mine.)
- Tell your sister that you’re a bit too old for a Doctor Who bedspread.
- Say something like, “It’s going to be a good Christmas on Albert Square.” That is simply not the case. It will never be a good Christmas on Albert Square.
- Announce to everyone around the table that you seen the fancy new pair of demin jeans you’ve been given in the clearance section earlier that week.
Merry Christmas!
K x
